my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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"Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. It does not make one person special. It is not exclusive."
—  Eckhart Tolle (via purplebuddhaproject)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

art-of-swords:

Jambiya Dagger 
Dated: 18th–19th century
Culture: Persian
Medium: steel, crystal, gold
Measurements: H. 13 3/16 in. (33.5 cm); H. of blade 8 3/4 in. (22.2 cm); W. 2 1/2 in. (6.4 cm); Wt. 11.6 oz. (328.9 g)

Source: Copyright © 2014 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

art-of-swords:

Jambiya Dagger 
Dated: 18th–19th century
Culture: Persian
Medium: steel, crystal, gold
Measurements: H. 13 3/16 in. (33.5 cm); H. of blade 8 3/4 in. (22.2 cm); W. 2 1/2 in. (6.4 cm); Wt. 11.6 oz. (328.9 g)

Source: Copyright © 2014 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

art-of-swords:

Jambiya Dagger 

  • Dated: 18th–19th century
  • Culture: Persian
  • Medium: steel, crystal, gold
  • Measurements: H. 13 3/16 in. (33.5 cm); H. of blade 8 3/4 in. (22.2 cm); W. 2 1/2 in. (6.4 cm); Wt. 11.6 oz. (328.9 g)

Source: Copyright © 2014 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna)

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

(Source: poopinginschool)

drumcorpsdrawings:

giive-me-a-reason:

mind—under—matter:

thecatalier:

The diamond cutter

Oh my gad, what even

THE NOTES

alexandraelle:

LOL. well.

(Source: delriodelano)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes